one potato.
one million people.
one dollar each.

there is no catch. there is no product. there is a potato, and there is a number, and the number only goes up. you are either part of it or you are not.

a potato. that's it. that's the asset.

THE FUND — UPDATED LIVE

0 of 1,000,000 people are in.

$1 gets you in. the second button goes up to $100,000. we don't judge. we count.

the ledger

every dollar, written down. like a real business. (it is not a real business.)

* * * OFFICIAL POTATO LEDGER * * *

where the dollars come from

every red dot is a real person who looked at a potato and said "yes."

THE WORLD (APPROXIMATELY)

● latest: warming up the globe…

what happens to the money

milestones are promises. we keep them on camera.

☐the potato gets a tailored suita real tailor. a real invoice.$10,000

☐the potato gets a gold chainreal gold. appraised. insured.$50,000

☐the potato gets a music videofull production. no autotune.$100,000

☐the potato gets a billboardtimes square. no explanation given.$500,000

☐the potato retireslivestreamed planting ceremony. bring tissues.$1,000,000

what you get

a numbered certificate with your name on it. people frame these. we don't know why. we love it.

CERTIFICATE OF PARTICIPATION

The Million Dollar Potato

№ 4,217 / 1,000,000

VERIFIED · $1 RECEIVED

"the ticker doesn't lie." — the potato

questions people keep asking

is this real?: the dollar is real. the counter is real. the potato is real. we have it in a drawer.
what do i actually get?: a numbered certificate (a jpeg) and membership in the dumbest thing a million people ever did together. low numbers will never come back.
is this an investment?: no. absolutely not. it's a potato. you will make $0. read that again before you email us.
what if you don't hit a million?: then we got however far we got, the milestones we hit stay hit, and you were there.